After being married for thirty years.... wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her then said slowly, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely...... What about I, J, K?"
With a deep sigh, he said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
Moral of the story: beware, friends, after the preliminary pleasantries – THE PUNCH – normally comes in the last!